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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:29
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
I Tracked My Glucose Levels With My Favorite Fitness Tracker. These 3 Takeaways Surprised Me - CNET
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
How do I monetize my email list with BeeHiiv?
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Giants Activate Jerar Encarnacion - MLB Trade Rumors
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
MindsEye team deploys first hotfix as they scramble to make the dang thing work - Polygon
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do girls ever miss their first love?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?